30 November 2005

The Nightmare of Christmas Present


While I was sitting here listening quietly to some of the most soul chilling Christmas music I was shocked to discover this sad display of just another reason why Santa Clause should not be shoved down children's throats. We should listen to the cries of our little ones and not force them into this torturous ordeal.
Santa Clause. What to say of the good Coca Cola classic icon of what Christmas is all about? Well, not only does he insult Good St. Nicholas and our holy Cathoic faith, but he spoon-feeds the gluttonous materialism children today are suffering from. What's worse, it doesn't matter whether the children are naughty or nice, they get whatever they want and if they don't get it they fuss and complain without ever saying thank you for all they already have been given. If this so called "Santa" who displays no proof of being at all Catholic or holy, did exist, and I were him, I'd say there are a mass of children getting lignite coal in their stockings this year; it might wake them up, you never know. Nothing like a little black coal to warm the heart, huh?
Not only is Santa Clause deceptive, he's also annoying. I never really liked him; something is wrong with a man who never looks the same twice. Poor children. What torture they endure at the hands of parents of modern culture. Sorry Caleb and Hayley. One day...one day, I hope things will change.
Merry Advent to all and to all a good night...

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