Camden, NJ- Long sought Jack the Nipper was caught late last night in downtown Camden New Jersey after months of tireless search. Thousands of illegal packages of cat nip were found off Camden County's south end pier near 5th and Broad Street. Mass numbers of cats scattered in a moment of panic when officer K Nine unleashed their blackmarket rings of swindling cat nip, a nexus now spanning throughout the entire Delaware Valley region. Also arrested was guardian of the hub, infamous Black Cat dealer Annamese, number 2 on Camden County's list for America's most wanted. Both Jack and Annamese have been arrested and taken into veterinary custody for lifeterm sentence. Our streets are safe once again.
Good grief, is this what we're coming to? LOL :o
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! When will this end!
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